I wish I was kidding, but no. For real, he's gone Full SJW.
I want my sons to escape the pressure to be a particular kind of masculine that is so damaging to men and to the people around them.
Because men are, like, so problematic, y'know? Like, gag me.
In other news, the all important Official Halloween Costume Guidelines have been released. Yes friends, there are now guidlines for what your kid is allowed to dress as for kiddie Halloween at school.
An Ontario school board has sent a checklist to parents before Halloween: Does your child's costume "represent a stereotype," such as "terrorist" or "urban ghetto dweller?" Does it involve changing the colour of their skin? Does it allude to a culture that is not the child's own, such as a kimono, a turban or a feather headdress?
Yes friends, if you little white kid wants to cosplay as Mulan or Miamoto Musashi for Halloween, that is a big no-no.
No word on if Japanese kids are allowed to be King Arthur or Snow White, but based on past performance that's probably going to skate by.