Chopsticks are deadly weapons too.

I've been having this conversation with a particular pack of fools, who swear controlling the weapons solves the problem of violence and murder. If only there was proper weapon control they say, nobody would die.

My reply is always: So, you want to ban pencils?

TOKYO: A Japanese man who stabbed his father to death with a chopstick was arrested on Thursday (Jun 16), police said.

Michikazu Ikeuchi, 51, admitted that he stabbed his 80-year-old father in the throat with a 30cm-long wooden cooking chopstick on Wednesday night after a quarrel at their home in Osaka, western Japan, according to police.

Better get to work, SJWs. There's a fuck of a lot more pointy sticks than guns in the world.

The Pointed Phantom