"The Law is an ass."

Judge Allan Davis at work.

How to tell that your legal decision making needs some work: Declaring a man to be still legally dead, even after he walks into your court room and says hi.

In 1994, the court ruled that Miller was legally dead, eight years after he disappeared from his Arcadia rental home.

The same judge, Allan Davis, ruled Monday that Miller is still dead, in the eyes of the law. Miller's request for a reversal came well after the three-year legal limit for changing a death ruling, Davis said.

When mere fact cannot change a legal decision, somebody needs to be f-ing well fired. Possibly several somebodies.

The Phantom