- Has never been in a Home Depot before.
- Has zero upper body strength.
- Has never split a single piece of firewood.
- Bought a brand new work vest for this photo op and wouldn't be caught dead in one otherwise.
- Can't hold his face still to save his life.
- Employs morons to advise him on his PR and campaign, people who can't even set up a photo op that makes their guy look good.
Hat tip to Kate at Small Dead Animals.
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