Man steals $900,000 in government -salary- from the EPA by claiming to be a CIA operative. The EPA says "Duh? Uh... ok!" and pays him. For years and years. Even after being told he was stealing the money.
The Environmental Protection Agency was warned as early as July 2010 that a senior executive who claimed to be a CIA agent was collecting pay and bonuses not allowed by law but took no action for years, according to a new report from the agency's inspector general.
The EPA are the same assholes who want to seize your land because a puddle forms there in the spring runoff season.
Canadians who think this kind of thing isn't happening all the time here are dreaming in Technicolor. You make a big pile of cheese, pretty soon rats show up to steal it.