|"I gotta get one of those big screens for the beach house."|
|"Hey Christie, is that your car down there?"|
|"Come on Barry, I wanted to be door gunner"|
|"Yeah? Well if Romney wins these lines will be TWICE as long!"|
|"I was too stupid to get milk -before- the storm."|
Government spokesmen are saying the power may be out for a week, fuel may be short for longer. Maybe they should siphon up what's running out of these cabs then, eh?
|"We were too stupid to park -above- sea level."|
|"What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas!"|