Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Captain America: The tears of SJWs are sweet nectar.

SJWs -hate- the new Captain America movie.

So while Marvel was likely never going to make the homoerotic subtext of Cap and Bucky into text, would it really have hurt to keep their relationship more ambiguous? As if to put the nail in the coffin of speculation, Bucky and Cap paused for a moment in the middle of snowy Siberia to reminisce about their days chasing skirts in pre-War Brooklyn. It's a sweet, human bonding moment but one that also bristles with heterosexual virility.

That's Joanna Robinson's complaint in Vanity Fair about the Captain America movie. Cap ain't light in his loafers. Oh, the humanity. He likes girls. Whatever is a good SJW to do?

Other people other places are hating on the movie hard, because Cap isn't a post-millenial feminist #BlackLivesMatter DemocRat liberal glittery hooha quiltbag fan.

Personally I view all this outrage as very good news. I'm looking forward to going and paying a buncha money to see it. Maybe more than once.

Cry, you bitches! Cry your little hearts out and fill my cup to the brim.

The Phantom

1 comment:

Christian Arroyo said...

When people take Yaoi shippings too far.