Hatari! ? Not so much, sadly.
Killing a camel to earn a carbon credit may seem a curious way to tackle climate change, but one country is poised to allow investors to do precisely that.
The camel culling plan is one of the first to arise under the Australian government's new "carbon farming initiative", a scheme that lets farmers or investors claim carbon credits if they can show they have cut greenhouse gas emissions.
All "removals" will be humane, the company says, with shooting done by "animal welfare trained and accredited marksmen".
Yes, they promise to make sure nobody has any fun with this. Not the hunters, not the camels, and not the "investors". But its all in a good cause!
Imagine how much carbon you could save by killing every frickin' camel in the whole frickin' WORLD! Lets get right on that!
Dr Moore said one camel emitted about one tonne of carbon dioxide equivalent a year, measured as 45kg of methane, plus they consume about one tonne of vegetation eaten.
He says each camel's death will result in an "emissions avoidance benefit" of about 15 tonnes of carbon dioxide equivalent.
The Phantom Camel Destroyer