Study: Half of Detroit illiterate.

Well, this explains everything.

According to a new report, 47 percent of Detroiters are  "functionally illiterate." The alarming new statistics were released by the Detroit Regional Workforce Fund on Wednesday.

WWJ Newsradio 950 spoke with the Fund's Director, Karen Tyler-Ruiz, who explained exactly what this means.

"Not able to fill out basic forms, for getting a job — those types of basic everyday (things). Reading a prescription; what's on the bottle, how many you should take… just your basic everyday tasks," she said.

Those of us who have always wondered HOW the idiots who use the lawnmower as a hedge clipper got that stupid, here's your answer.  They can't READ all those big red warning labels plastered all over everything.
Dear liberals, when you go and deliberately destroy a public institution like the schools, that has consequences.

The Phantom