Cowboys have horses, cowboys have guns, therefore horse equals gun. Perfectly logical in modern education land. Can anyone guess what the Vice Principals party affiliation might be?
Hamilton-Wenham Regional High School Senior Dan Depaolis, dressed in mid-evil [sic] garb, rode a horse into the school's parking lot as part of spirit week.
What he, and his parents, thought was a good-natured stunt, the school deemed dangerous. Depaolis was suspended from school for two days.
The vice principle allegedly suspended the 17-year-old even after the boy's father explained that the horse was brought in on a trailer and that no one was in danger.
The father tells FOX25 the school compared the stunt to bringing a "loaded firearm" to school and that he and his wife were shocked to hear about the suspension, saying that the 1100-pound horse, named Pierre, would never hurt a fly.
All you Americans, just remember what's a stake tomorrow. Vote early, vote often.
The Horseless Phantom
P.S. The moronification appears to have spread to Fox News, "mid-evil" forsooth. Not even spell check can save the determinedly moronic.