Four days after a massive snowstorm, many snow-weary residents on Long Island say their neighborhoods have yet to see any major plowing.
Residential roads in portions of Brookhaven, Huntington, Smithtown, Islip and Ronkonkoma still remain covered in snow and ice after Friday's storm dumped up to 30 inches of snow on Suffolk County.
"None, not a plow yet," said Ronkonkoma resident Mike Dubois. "It's amazing. There's really no excuse for it."
No Mike, its PREDICTABLE. Every single time it snows in Noo Yawk south of Schenectady, it takes your town governments at least five days to pull their thumbs out of their butts, get the plows on the trucks and scrape the hardened ice kinda off to one side of the road a little. That's because Noo Yawk State is a socialist utopia run by and for the exclusive benefit of the New York DemocRat Party.
You voted for this, Mike baby. Or your dumbass neighbors did. Now you're getting the government you deserve, good and hard.
My advice, either decamp to Arizona and vote Republican, or invest in a generator and tire chains. And a boat, for when you get flooded again. Or maybe a hovercraft for in case you get flooded in the winter. Which happens.