Priest, first shrive thyself.

Offered for the irony alone, this missive about a Catholic seminary.

DUBLIN: The head of Ireland's biggest Catholic diocese said Tuesday he had moved trainee priests from the country's leading seminary over allegations of homosexual activity among students and staff, including the use of the Grindr dating app.

Archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin said the "poisonous" atmosphere caused by the claims at St. Patrick's College, Maynooth – also known as the National Seminary for Ireland – had led him to transfer students to the Irish College in Rome.

Poisonous atmosphere caused by claims of homosexuality between students and staff? Wait, what?

An anonymous letter emerged in May, alleging homosexual activity among some students and teachers. Authorities issued a statement promising to "thoroughly deal" with such behavior.

So what's the "such behavior" that's the problem here? Teachers rogering students? Nope.

 "A culture of anonymous letters is poisonous and until that is cleared up I would be happier to send my students elsewhere," the archbishop told RTE, Ireland's national broadcaster.

Yeah. Priests and would-be priests hooking up on Grindr is not a problem. Some spoilsport squealing on them, that's a problem.

Way to go, Archbishop Martin.