"But we carefully screen ALL immigrants..."

Moving from the "Canada WTF?!" file to the "You assholes better fix this Right F-ing Now!!!" file, Immigration in Canada. This is just one step too far, my friends. The headline:

Lindhout thanks Mounties for arresting Somalian man accused in her kidnapping

This is a nice headline, cops in Canada doing their job

Just one problem, Amanda Lindhout was kidnapped and held for ransom in Somalia.

Lindhout and photographer Nigel Brennan were seized by young gunmen near strife-torn Mogadishu, Somalia, in August 2008. Both were released on Nov. 25, 2009.

So she's captured and held by these Mooselimb assholes in Somalia for around 15 months. No word on how that went for her, and I probably really really really don't want to know. Here's a picture of Amanda from 2010, I guess she recovered.

Amanda Lindhout, taken in 2010.

 Meanwhile, the RCMP make an arrest? How's that? Did they fly down to Somalia and nab this cretin in Mogadishu?

Nope. They nabbed him in Ottawa.