Dear Americans, your country is broken.

Yes friends, you have a big freakin' problem.

Data uncovered from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services agency reveal that approximately 982,000 work permits were given to illegal immigrants and other foreign nationals unqualified for admission, most of whom crossed the border without inspection.

Let's break that down a little, shall we?

The remarkable number of work permits granted by the federal government to law-breaking aliens better explains how all net jobs growth since 2007 has gone to immigrants. The government issued approximately 1.7 million work permits since 2009 to aliens whose status was not known, not recorded, or not disclosed by USCIS, according to the report. The report says employment is not authorized by law for approximately 1.2 million immigrants who collected work permits while having a temporary visa status. And the data show that approximately 1,200 new work permits went to unlawful entrants who were denied asylum, were suspected of using fraudulent documentation, were stowaways, or were refused at a port of entry.

Meaning, if your show up somewhere along the Southern border and you have a good tan, you get a work permit whether you snuck across or not. It's completely illegal, but you still get one.

You kids should seriously consider fixing that. Just my opinion of course, wouldn't want to seem pushy or anything.

The Phantom