Chicago: Proof that you can't fix stupid.

Today's evidence:

1) One young man dead, one young woman missing and presumed dead, third young man in serious condition in hospital after first young man drops his cell phone in the ice-covered but still flowing Chicago river and goes in after it. Genius.

2) Fifty six year old man dead after his sister shot him in an argument over whether her pistol was loaded or not. In the eye. Seems large amounts of Seagram's gin was involved. I can just imagine how that conversation went. "Is not!" "Is too! See?" Bang.