Finally, confirmation from a credible source!

All you conspiracy nuts can relax now, Reuters finally has confirmation Ossama Bin Laden is dead, and its from a source you can believe.

Al Qaeda confirmed the death of Osama bin Laden on Friday in an Internet message that vowed revenge on the United States and its allies, including Pakistan, according to a statement issued by the Islamist militant group.

And hey, it looks like Pakistan is in the clear, because the AQ boys still hate 'em.  Way to go Mubarak.
Best of all, Reuters has downgraded Al Qaeda from "murdering terrorists" to "Islamist militants".  Good news all 'round.

AlReuters: they report, we deride.

The Phantom