Wednesday, March 09, 2011

OMG She's got a GUN!!!

Every once in a while, something comes along that's just TOO frickin' good to ignore.  This is one of those things.
After breaking into an Oregon residence last night, Timothy Chapek, 24, barricaded himself in a bathroom after the owner unexpectedly arrived home. Chapek, you see, was worried that Hilary Mackenzie might be armed (or that her barking German Shepherds could prove problematic).

So he called 911 seeking help. "I just broke into a house and the owner came home," Chapek told a police operator. "You broke into a house?" the surprised operator responded. "I think she's got guns," Chapek added.

You can listen to the dueling 911 calls at the link.  Make sure you go to the bathroom before you listen or you'll pee your pants.

The Phantom

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4 comments:

  1. CandaceTuesday, March 29, 2011

    That was hilarious. Good catch.

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  2. The PhantomTuesday, March 29, 2011

    Hi Candace. Pretty funny how it went, maybe not so funny how it -might- have gone without dog and gun.

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  3. CandaceFriday, April 01, 2011

    Well - I dunno. The guy assumed the gun (and heard the dog) and called 911 for protection.

    If all housebreakers shared his IQ, I would sleep better.

    (I have a dog, but no gun)

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  4. The PhantomFriday, April 01, 2011

    If you listen to the 911 call I think he says she threatened to shoot his ass if he didn't get out of her bathroom.

    Maybe she was lying, but I doubt it.

    Time to visit the gun store! Its fun, you'll like it. Get a pink one. No greater shame for a self respecting punk that being shot by a girl with a pink gun.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20046847-504083.html

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