Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Iran proudly joins the 20th Century!

Yes friends, the great nation of Iran has achieved a new milestone in computer technology!  Their mighty armies have achieved what pimply adolescent Americans have been doing in mum's basement since 1994.

Iranian computer hackers on Monday hijacked the website of the Voice of America, replacing its Internet home page with a banner bearing an Iranian flag and an image of an AK-47 assault rifle.

The group called on Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton to "hear the voice of oppressed nations."

The banner stated that "we have proven that we can."

Tremble before our power, O great Shaitan!

The Tremblin' Phantom

4 comments:

  1. "Their mighty armies have achieved what pimply adolescent Americans have been doing in mum's basement since 1994."

    Yes, yes, the goat shortage is tough on the whole nation, but enough about their sex lives! What are they doing to bring the Great Satan to its knees!?

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  2. There must be great despair in Iran today, 200 goats ran on to a highway in California and got run over.

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  3. Oddly Phantom, thats what came to my mind instantly after reading about the sad goat massacre.

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  4. http://www.huliq.com/10164/40-goats-dead-following-interstate-5-stampede

    Oh the goat-manity!

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